Friday, August 30, 2013

Modesty has never been his strong suit.

I'm speaking of Beau, of course, the absolute love of my life.

He really is. I love him more and more. It's insane how that works after all these years.

Last night, I had a horrible dream. I'm not one of those people that remembers my dreams, but this one definitely stood out.

The reason it stood out is because it was one of those dreams that makes you actually, truly upset with your spouse and he/she has no idea why you're upset with them. I know, crazy, huh? But, I'm sure most of you have experienced this.

So, I told my precious husband about my dream and how in the dream, he had left me. Yep. He left ME. After all these wonderful years I talked about previously, he left me. Can you believe it? The Nerve! I mean ... who does he think he is?! Larry King? Ridiculous.

His reply to me was, "Aw, babe, you'll find someone else in no time."

I said, "But, I don't want anybody else. I just want you."

And, then this reply: "You have no worries. The ladies only want me for my body now."

Yep. This is my life.

I'm now married to a man who can wear skinny jeans. Don't worry ... he refuses. But, darnit, his booty's lookin' good, y'all! Over 70 lbs down. I'm so proud of this man!