Beau: (after weighing himself & then proceeding to put on a pair of his workout pants that are now very big on him ... pausing, looking in the mirror, pausing, then looking straight at me)
I am SO HOT.
Me: (rolling my eyes) I defer to "Hottie and Hottie"here.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen ... my hot husband has broken his 50 pounds.
Stand back because there's more to come.
He is lookin' good!
I just wish he were inspiring me to care more about my own eating. Ah well ... maybe I'll start tomorrow ... after all, tomorrow is another day! Let me just finish this bag of jelly beans.