Friday, June 10, 2011

Little Debbie is not your friend.


Oh sure. She looks like your friend with her straw hat and her sweet smile. Even the lace on her blue plaid shirt makes her look nice. But, if you look closely into her eyes, there's a bit of madness. I'm not kidding. Look. This girl's addicted to sugar and wants you to be too. She calls you over to the dark side. Little Debbie is the type of "friend" who wants to make you and keep you fat.

She bakes delicious treats and forces you to buy them by pricing them extremely low. Then you can't resist. You wouldn't want to hurt her feelings. A little over a dollar for an entire box of delectable baked goods. No-brainer.

However, there are some I wouldn't eat for free. DE. SCUSTING.

Here are my Little Debbie cake rankings.
Bottom 3 Little Debbie cakes are (Blech!):

#1 The Raisin Creme Pie
... Yuck! The worst! By adding raisins to anything, you just make it gross.
#2 The Star Crunch
... weird, mutant-like generic Rice Krispies. Weird.
#3 The Fudge Round
... chocolate overload, but not the good chocolate ... the cheap-Easter-bunny-type chocolate.
 Top 3 Little Debbie cakes (worth possibly $5 a box) are:

#1 The Nutty Bar 
... basically a candy bar. I'm pretty sure that's why it's my favorite, along with its peanut-buttery goodness.
#2 The Swiss Roll & The Strawberry Shortcake Roll (same thing, different flavor)

#3 The Oatmeal Creme Pie
There. I've said my peace.

8 Comments:

Rachelle said...

I agree about the madness in her eyes! I've seen her work her magic with those Nutty Bars... she must be stopped! :)

Liz said...

I don't know what people's fascination is with Swiss Rolls. HoHo's are WAAAAAY better. They're sweeter.

Chantelle said...

HA!!! You are such a riot. Loved this post!! (oh and swiss rolls are my fav!) :)

Melanie said...

Could not agree more with your rankings. Love the Nutty Bars and Oatmeal Creme Pies.

H-Mama said...

i just can't buy them. i black out... and the box is gone. ;) nutty bars are my weakness. *sigh*

Jeanette said...

I do believe that Little Debbie was a bridemaid at my wedding.....
We are that close! LOVE LOVE LOVE your top 3 :}

bwallace said...

given your well founded disdain for rotten grapes, I suggest this fine garmet.

http://shirt.woot.com/friends.aspx?k=19666

Mama Belle said...

Ha! Love the shirt!