Thursday, May 20, 2010

Wasted Away Again in Diarrhitaville

Yeah, I know I said I wasn't posting, but my night was eventful.

Amidst trying to get the house cleaned and ready, studying with the girls for tests, cooking La Petite Belle's request of steak with rice & gravy, making sure Roxy Belle got a bath, and packing to leave for the beach, La Petite Belle has some stomach issues.

And, when I say issues, I mean that literally.

I'll spare you the details, but it did involve me having to clean two toilets and an extra shower for La Petite Belle.

Hey, these things happen.

But, it did remind me of something that happened about four years ago when La Petite Belle looked more like this.

She was having similar stomach issues and had to leave the dinner table to go to the bathroom. She was in there for quite some time while the rest of us ate and carried on with conversation.

Suddenly, in the middle of our talking, her voice booms from the bathroom, "HELLO!!! I have diarrhita! Does anyone even care?"

Laughter ensued.

Of course, she didn't appreciate that.

But, "diarrhita"? A cross between a margarita and Doritos I think. That's one delicacy I don't want to try.

Hope your weekend is diarrhita-free.

I'm off to the beach. I'll try to clean up the oil while I'm there.


sara said...

LOL! hoping that YOUR weekend is diarrheta free too!!!

Sandy aka Doris the Great said...

Now I can't get that darn song out of my head -- or that picture of her on the toilet shouting out her "does anybody care".

When she's a teenager, she'll love just love that you put this in print. Ahh! Kiddies!

Jeff Ables said...

That's funny stuff. I guess the oil spill can't be much worse than what you cleaned up last night, huh? Have fun this weekend!

Lois Lane II said...


Hello to Mother of the Year, eh? ;) I'd nominate you!!!

TAMS said...

Man..that was laugh out loud funny! Thanks for sharing..have a great time at the beach.

Julie said...

That is Hysterical!!!!

Rachelle said...

Cracks me up!

The Hat Chick said...

Too too funny.....just went to Jimmy Buffet concert last night, so I nearly fell out of my chair when I saw the title of your post.

Enjoy the beach.