Tuesday, March 9, 2010

"Explain to me ... this conspiracy against me."

Quoted from one of my favorite bands, Paramore. I couldn't have said it better.

Exhibit A:
Second edition of unsubscribed-to "American Baby" magazine, Sneak Peek Ultrasound Company, Enfamil advertisement and coupons, Gymboree coupons.
Why, oh why, must you and I continue to tangle over this issue? You creepy, evil "coincidence," you, I will beat you down.

I know I'm too old and this is no longer a possibility. Now, leave me be.

Getting Baby advertisements and magazines in the mail + Being a (ahem) mature woman = Ridiculousness

Exhibit B:

Remember? 5K in two weeks?

Rain + Running = Having to do one of Jillian's stupid DVDs & nearly having a heart attack when I run that 5K

Exhibit C:
Sale on Edy's Slow-Churned French Silk Ice Cream ... perfect timing.

Rain - Running + Ice Cream = Failure ... Happy Failure

Exhibit D:
Since I started watching this series about a month ago (yes, five seasons in one month), my life has come to a stand-still. I have decided it's either demonic or deeply spiritual. I am totally addicted. And, now the series is over this season. Ugh. What will fill this void? "24," you have big shoes to fill.

LOST + Raining + No running + Edy's French Silk ice cream = Pure Awesomeness

Add in the sushi my husband brought me this afternoon = Perfection

10 Comments:

Donnetta said...

I never got into Lost. I'm thinking I'm glad that's the case! :)

One more addiction is NOT what I need!

Rach@In His Hands said...

Perfection is right.

Sarah@Life in the Parsonage said...

I want exhibit C. Badly.

I've tried and tried to get a subscription to American Baby and 5 weeks left to go and NOTHING.

It's in the low to mid 40's here and rainy...but it's melting the snow, we're all giddy and walking around without coats.

BaronessBlack said...

I SO want your life!
Care to swap?

thedomesticfringe said...

That ice-cream looks good! Why are you too old to have a baby? How old are you anyway!!! I know you've gotta be about my age and we're not using depends yet. ;-)

-FringeGirl

Linda @ My Trendy Tykes said...

Uh yeah...

What is up with those magazines? I get them too. I also get cans of enfamil in the mail from time to time.

WHAT THE ? ?? ?????

jbg said...

Maybe they are recycling their old subscriptions? I just got American Baby in the mail on Friday, and a giant sample of baby formula from Similac. I sure didn't request this. Strange, b/c I know that some women could really use these things.

NinjaPrincess said...

Last summer I got a few cans of enfamil and some huggies newborn diaper coupons in the mail. When my hubby got home, I showed them to him, laughing, saying that someone was trying to tell us something. Little did I know that I was 2 weeks pregnant at the time!

Kim said...

sounds lovely to me too. And you are not old!

{Jodie} said...

I got an offer from AARP this past week. They're only about 20 years too early.