Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Now , that's the blues!


Last night, I hear a little harmonica playin' coming from upstairs.

Me to one of my daughters who will remain nameless because of possible embarrassment: "Did I not tell you to go and take a bath?"

Nameless daughter: "I'm on the toilet."

Me: "You're playing the harmonica on the toilet?"

Nameless daughter: (Silence and no more harmonica playing)

So many jokes ran through my head at that moment ...
"Now, that's the blues ... or should I say poops."
"Now, that's the blues ... or should I say browns."
"She's really down in the dumps."
"I think we busted her in a pinch."
"Her playing stinks or is crappy."
"She was squeezing out some tunes."

That's all I got. I'm sure, with the wit you have, you will come up with more.

** DON'T FORGET TO ENTER MY FIRST ANNUAL KING CAKE GIVEAWAY - ENDS SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 14TH. **

7 Comments:

Tami said...

That is hilarious. You crack me up. Oh that was almost one wasn't it? Not very good though. My kids do all kinds of things on the toilet. I guess it is kinda boring just to sit there.

Mike, Brie and The Three said...

A comedien once said that a woman going to the bathroom looks like someone waiting on a bus. Grab a book or something! I think tomorrow I will post Sofia's latest one liners from the potty.

Sarah@Life in the Parsonage said...

I'm so disappointed in myself, I can't come up with anything clever...I'm too distracted by the picture of the beautiful cake. Dang it.

thedomesticfringe said...

LOL! So funny. I'm witted out tonight...got nothing. You, however, came up with some good stuff.

-FringeGirl

Tracie said...

Nice.

It sounds to me like she was blowing it from both ends!

Tammy said...

How about:

"I guess that's why they call it the ooze...."

Ahem. I guess that might be a WEE bit too gross. Oh well.

Rachel said...

So funny! Unfortunately I'm very lacking it the wit department, but Tracie & Tammy's suggestions are hilarious!