Thursday, February 19, 2009

Listen, here, Miss Priss ...

I know that you think you're all that just because you just came back from Critter's Pet Spa, but it's time you remember your place.

Just because you got some fancy haircut does not mean you can leave a puddle of pee at the door.

Just because you had your renal glands cleansed does not mean you can let out incredibly stinky gas numerous times in the vehicle, nor can you poop on the floor.

Just because you smell like coconut does not mean you can sleep in the bed with us every night.

I mean, what is your deal?

Don't you know that with that fancy haircut comes manners? 

Act like the proper lady you were bred to be, not some mangy garbage-diver.

19 Comments:

thedomesticfringe said...

LOL! Must be dog day. I posted a similar story.

Who do these dogs thing they are? They take over our homes!

-FringeGirl

Jeanette said...

That is just too funny! I know, funny for me but seriously, my dog used to take over EVERYTHING! And my fam doesn't understand me NOT wanting another dog. HELLO? I don't want to deal with a dog BY MYSELF for 15+ years. Been there, over that :}

Yours is a cutie though!

The Wixom Zoo said...

Cute, cute, cute! I super wish we could have a dog...too bad we're all allergic. :(

McElroy Family Happenings said...

What a totally precious dog. I agree with Jeanette; I am growing tired of pets...especially since the baby came along. One cat went to cat heaven in the summer, the other cat can go anytime she wants. NEVER thought I would feel this way!!!

Lois Lane II said...

But she looks sooooo cute in the scarf! lol!!

RR Mama said...

So true! Funny thing is some times I don't know who's gas is worse...my kids or the dogs!

TCKK said...

Too funny!! She may be acting bad, but she sure looks cute!

Sarah@Life in the Parsonage said...

She does look cute :)

Odie puked on the carpet today, I threatened to have him put to sleep...the least he can do is barf outside ;)

Sara@i.Sass said...

Mine gets sassy too.
IT's like they sit there for hours telling our dogs what little princesses they are or something.
Doggie brainwash!
The first thing mine does is go poop downstairs by the litterbox, just to make sure HER stink is stinkier then the stinky catbox.

The Hat Chick said...

I know how uppity I get when I get my glands cleaned, and I'm not nearly as cute as she is. She must be a terror!

Wendi @ Every Day Miracles said...

What a diva dog. ;)

Rach@In His Hands said...

You've killed me - that is way too funny. :-)

Sarah@Life in the Parsonage said...

The UPS guy just brought the cake! YAY! All 6 pounds of it! I'll blog on it on monday :)

Thank you!!

Aspiemom said...

LOL What, is she OLD? A puppy? Peeing and pooping...

Our dog has horrible anal gland problems. Isn't that just the worst smell? When they're emptied they spray some happy hiney spray on her hiney, but she still reeks up the car afterward. Oh, and it transfers to her breath from licking herself. Ewwww! I definitely would NOT want her in my bed!

rebel said...

How precious.

Donnetta said...

I'm seriously laughing out loud at the anal glad thing. Sitting at batting practice while all the menfolk look at me like I'm a moron. But it's worth it. That's darn funny!

Lula! said...

She is clearly a southern belle of the ball...just having an off day. And that's OK. We all have them. Gas and drippy pee-pees.

Just sayin'.

2nd Cup of Coffee said...

Every dog must have her day. I say today is her day, and she gets to do all of those things. Because she is the cuteness.

PetalsYoga said...

That dog is so darn cute she can get away with it!